Pinterest has earned its M.D. (medical degree) and can now diagnose and prescribe your aesthetics. In a world where everything has a label and everything has to be classified as something; Pinterest is finally solving the long-time question of “where do I belong?”
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Upon interviews with Pinterest’s recent clients, reviews are mixed.
One user says, “I’ve used Pinterest for a long time, I have two accounts, and both results were accurate.” This person says that depending on how someone uses Pinterest and how long they’ve been using it, that they’d recommend Pinterest’s services.
Another user agrees, saying “Generally yes it’s a great way to find out what someone likes.”
One user disagrees, though, saying “It’s clear it’s trying to guess,” saying that the results they received were inaccurate and they do not recommend Pinterest’s services.
User four says “I think it is, yeah,” when asked about the accuracy of their results
User five says “Every other result was accurate, but it was mostly ads and quizzes to find my aesthetic.”
Pinterest uses previous searches and current things their clients have saved to diagnose and prescribe their aesthetics. If you’ve been a long-time client of Pinterest, then you’ll get accurate results. But if you just opened up an account, they’re not going to know you at all. Pinterest depends on how long it’s been used and “symptoms” to make its diagnosis.
User six says, “Oh my goodness, Pinterest is my new doctor, hashtag cancel health insurance! This is the only thing you need, never taking my meds again, stay vigilant everyone! I’m unmedicated.”
*Please don’t actually go off your meds (if they’re needed or healthy) or cancel health insurance*
For now, Pinterest is able to prescribe you aesthetically pleasing images to fit your style, but it’s only a matter of time before Pinterest can diagnose you with aesthetics or even real medical results!!
